WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: “Shit....”
|
We welcome any feedback on this site and its content. Additionally we are happy to receive any of your own stories, thoughts & nominations for our pages. We may have to amend and change things, but we will always endeavor to maintain the context! We are also very interested in any ideas of ways you would like this site to develop in the future. At the end of the day it is all about you. We look forward to hearing from you at info@menarepants.com |
Join us so you can interact "Live" with us and fellow members. Tell us what you think of our articles, join in with our polls and surveys and connect with like-minded people who have overcome the trials and tribulations of dysfunctional and harmful relationships. |
| Terms of Use | Privacy Statement
Copyright © 2003 - 2009 Men are Pants. All Rights Reserved.