Men Are Pants

It's Payback Time!

What I have learned over the years

I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I have learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I have learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I have learned that you should not compare yourself to others – they are more fucked up than you think.
I have learned that you can keep puking long after you think you are finished.
I have learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I have learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you are down will be the ones who do.
I have learned that we do not have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
I have learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
I have learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
I have learned to say, "Sod 'em if they can't take a joke" in six languages.

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