Men Are Pants

Over the years women have grown increasingly demanding at all levels. Gone are the days of a shy & retiring little woman, who had no opinion apart from her husbands. Today we only need to look around us. There are a lot (maybe not enough but at least the number is growing!) of women holding down high powered jobs and getting paid for it. Women are heading up households and juggling family, financial & traditionally male responsibilities. They are driving and buying fancy sports cars, trading on the stock exchange and even designing websites!!! And to top it all, independent woman the world over are looking sexy and feminine as they do it. There is no longer the need to burn our bras to make a point, we do that just by ‘being’ ourselves. And to top it all we still find time to pamper, feel good and get our roots done. Is it any wonder that men are confused and scared?

I think the biggest threat and change over the years though is the development of sex into our comfort zones. Sex has always been an important factor, but today many men feel threatened by a woman’s knowledge of a subject that he thought was just exclusively for him. Women love sex and are proud to admit it!! Openly! It makes us feel good (if done correctly), relaxed and sexy. We have needs and men are struggling to keep up with the pace.

There was once a time when the joke doing the rounds was:-

“How do you make a woman come?”
“Who cares”

But today men do care. It matters to them often as much as their own satisfaction. Not because they have actually grown a conscience overnight but their ego just can’t afford to take another bashing. Men hate to feel like a failure. How to damage a mans ego still begins and ends with his ‘lovemaking technique’. So satisfying a woman is now another pressure they face, even when armed with a belly full of testosterone building alcohol! It’s a tall order.

Don’t get me wrong there are men out there who break the ‘stereotypical mould’, but generally the male race is starting to panic, because women are taking control. We’ve taken their jobs, their independence and we have the cheek to demand orgasms as though they are our right! Frankly guys they are. And you know what? A woman is no longer too worried to tell you about it! We still lace the message with tact and understanding, but we are bored of being kissed with more tongue than sensitivity and sore of having our nipples tweaked like they are some kind of radio dial.

Which brings us nicely on to a subject very dear to my heart! Masturbation! It’s something that was once branded as dirty and unnatural for a woman, but how the hell were we supposed to understand what felt good, when our first few experiences were rough, inexperienced and selfish?? Men are expected to ‘wank’ on a regular basis as it is good for their health and also empties their brain of any excess baggage. It’s also great stress relief and with the male brain so triggered by the ‘sex’ thought pattern, it was a perfect way to relive tension and boredom! But what about us? Were we really supposed to lie back and think of England indefinitely?

Well ladies you’ll be glad to know that whilst some of us are still a little reticent about admitting our self-satisfaction, about 80% of us do it –And they are the ones that are happy to tell the truth! According to a recent study carried out by Ann Summers we not only masturbate, but we use those once forbidden toys that look strangely more attractive than the last turkey in the shop! The vibrating revolution is literally ‘coming’ into its own. Over two thirds of the population now own a vibrator and over a fifth of us have a choice of such aides to stimulate our spots! Gone are the days of stigma and here are the times of making ‘Ann Summers’ a regular drop in whilst out on a shopping spree. I personally favour the Rampant Rabbit, but there are plenty of choices available for all tastes. For vibrator virgins the ‘Robo Cock’ is small, unthreatening and a great place to start!

But it doesn’t end there! The reality of why we play and learn our bodies is that we love our orgasms as much as a man and whilst men may have been given the ‘pokey thing’ when God was handing out the attributes we got the multiple orgasm as compensation!

What a bummer!!!

I mean not only do we get the opportunity to experience multiple pleasure but we get a choice of three different experiences into the equation. Now I don’t profess to know all the technical terminology, but what I do know is that when I’m with the girls we talk “inny” “outy” and “squirty” until we flush! Maybe it’s just a girl thing but hey I wouldn’t trade my repertoire of sexual pleasures for any poky thing!

So ladies lets enjoy the power to our fingers and give ourselves the understanding our bodies deserve. At the end of the day vibrators are cost effective, never need an explanation and only ask for hygienic handling and a couple of new batteries once in a while.

Joking aside, if we understand our bodies when, and if, we take the plunge into another relationship (say it nicely), we can at least show the new man a thing or two about what we really want! It’s also a great opportunity to help stroke the male ego, whilst he comes to terms with the new independent female being now in circulation.

Failing that new relationship though, there is always that Ann Summers party being organised for next Tuesday with your name on the order form!

The choice is yours.